So, here you are. My application for... Marriage... Is this a racist thing because I have brown skin? Like, my parents print these out and hand fliers out to potential wives? And hopefully not husbands.
- Name: Samuel... I mean Pepe...
- Age: 18
- Sex: Male
- Birthday: June 17
- Height: 5'9"/5'10" (I don't really keep track anymore)
- Sexuality: Straight (except for you, )
- Relationship status: Um... That's complicated. Consider me unavailable?
- Occupation: Student/Professional Lazy Ass Motherfucker
- movies: The Nightmare Before Christmas
- foods: Terin, there are too many times I can use you as an answer for this shit... But I'll settle with Yaki Soba with chicken.
- bands/artists: Slipknot and Emilie Autumn are kind of tied.
- things to do: Draw, write, video games, music...
DAMMIT I SAID I'D STOP
Okay so that's all. Are you happy now? I keep referring to "you" but that sounds off. I should find some shitty nickname for you.
Okay. Are you happy MALLORY? Will you shut the Hell up now?
Oh also, tag yourself or some such.